tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My computer. I travel a lot and it helps me stay connected to the world (and do my job). 

That’s boring, isn’t it? Is that boring? When I try to think of all the other physical things I own, it’s like opening a bulging cartoon door and getting buried in things like Minnie Mouse ears, doggie sweaters, at-home steam pressers (no, I don’t know how to use it, either), etc. I could have my own episode of Hoarders. But every time I move I leave it all behind, so I’m slowly starting to understand that it’s just stuff and that 99% of it doesn’t matter.