Aside from ghost children, slimy onions, and small talk, YOUTHS terrify me the most. There’s just something about them. Particularly the males ones. I just picture Alex from A Clockwork Orange when I see a group of them. And I’m not trying to be ageist or anything, there are some very lucid teenagers running around in the world, but generally speaking, we’re talking hooligans that are always screaming and whistling for no reason and skateboard into me while I am walking briskly home to watch documentaries and eat my feelings. Annnnd I just realized I’m old. 

Aside from ghost children, slimy onions, and small talk, YOUTHS terrify me the most. There’s just something about them. Particularly the males ones. I just picture Alex from A Clockwork Orange when I see a group of them. And I’m not trying to be ageist or anything, there are some very lucid teenagers running around in the world, but generally speaking, we’re talking hooligans that are always screaming and whistling for no reason and skateboard into me while I am walking briskly home to watch documentaries and eat my feelings. Annnnd I just realized I’m old. 

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