sort of a warped missed connections
it’s literally been raining buckets of water, you were cosy in your car, and you couldn’t pause to let a drenched, sad little pedestrian cross in front of you while you were cruising out of a parking lot.
go home tonight, turn on your teevee, change into your comfiest sweats… and eat a bag a dicks and wash it down with a nice cup o’ jizz.
